HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

I'm posting this as a present to all you Valentine's singles just to let you know what you're not missing out on today! It was sent to me in an e-mail from my friend Stacey and I hope you all enjoy it!

Below are entries to a newspaper competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line and the least romantic second line:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell!"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

WELCOME!

This is the place to visit to see all my rants. Basically, it is the written version of what is in my head at the time. This will be updated and new rants will be added to this page whenever the hell I feel like it, so check back regularly. I will begin this page by posting previous mentally-documented thoughts in the near future.

Take care and have fun!

C